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Slayers Library -> Humor -> Zelgadiss Song Parody, by Esther

Zelgadiss Song Parody, by Esther


"Zelgadiss Greywords" by Esther Nairn
(Song parody of "David Duchovny" by Bree Sharp)

It's Friday night
I am curled up in my room
The TV light
Fills my heart like a balloon
I hold it in as best I can
I know I'm just another fan
But I can't help feeling I could
Love this stony cartoon man!

So I must
Shout it out loud, so it can be heard
I got it bad for Zelgadiss Greywords
Zelgadiss Greywords, oh, why won't you love me?
Why won't you love me?

My friends all tell me
'Girl, you know it's just a show'
But deep within his eyes
I see me wrapped up like a bow
Aiming at rocks and birds and trees
I chant his spells in Japanese
While my friends all tease
'Lock her up and lose the keys!'

But I dream of
Zelgadiss Greywords travelling with me
In the search of a cure for his heavenly body [Esther: (gags)]
Zelgadiss Greywords travelling with me
Moody and angsty, brooding and gloomy

Zelgadiss Greywords, why won't you love me?
Why won't you love me? Why won't you love me?

So smooth and so smart
He has captured my heart
And I'm falling apart
From the looks I receive
From his eyes I can't leave
And it's hard to believe
But I'm in head over heels
Ooh...

My tapes are packed
I've given up for tonight
Gonna put an end to
This daydream day and sleepless night
Wishing that he would come alive
I know I'm out of my mind
But I just can't help but
Watch The Slayers one more time!!

So I say
Zelgadiss Greywords, why won't you love me?
Why won't you love me? Why won't you love me?
Zelgadiss Greywords, why won't you love me?
Why won't you love me? Why won't you love me?

Zelgadiss Greywords, I want you to love me
To kiss and to hug me
Let Lina take Gourry
Zelgadiss Greywords I know you could love me
I'm sweet and for real and
I'm gonna kill Ameria!!!

Zelgadiss Greywords, why won't you love me?
Why won't you love me? Why won't you love me?

Yeah

I'll be waiting
In Saillune...


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"Slayers" is copyright H. Kanzaka / R. Araizumi. Original ideas, artwork, and text present on this page are copyright Esther Nairn, unless otherwise noted. No reproduction is allowed without express written or emailed permission. Violators will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.