"Mazoku Rhapsody," Slayers Song Parody by Mango

"Mazoku Rhapsody" by Mango
(Song parody of "Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen)

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Xelloss:
Is this the real Rezo?
Is this just a copy?
Caught in a series
There's no sign of reality
I won't open my eyes
Look up at the skies and see--
I'm just a Mazoku. I get no sympathy!
Because it's Slayers Next, Slayers Try
I say hello I say good-bye
Anything that you say doesn't really matter to me.
To me...

Lina, Gaav's really gone
Laguna Blade upon his head
Fibby came, and now he's dead
Filia, you're a dumb dragon
And I don't care if you have your mace!
Filia...ooo...
I meant to make you cry
I'll be back again sometime tomorrow
So carry on, carry on. Sore wa himitsu desu!

Filia! I have returned!
Send shivers down your spine!
Make you angry all the time!
Goodbye everybody, I've disappeared again!
Gotta leave for a while and create mystique
Filia...ooo... (sore wa himitsu desu)
I want you to cry!
Sometimes wish you'd never stop at all!

I see my own silhouetto on the ground,
Mazoku, Mazoku I have returned now--
Thunderbolts and lightning--I'm very very frightening now!
Filia, Filia
Filia, Filia
Filia, dumb dragon!
I'm just a Mazoku nobody loves me

Chorus:
He's just a Mazoku from the Beast Master
He has no life but to torment you all.

Xelloss:
Filia Filia--will you let me go?
Filia:
Metallium! NO! We will not let you go!
Xelloss:
Let me go!
Filia:
Metallium! We will not let you go!
Xelloss:
Let me go!
Filia:
Metallium! We will not let you go!
Xelloss:
Let me go!
Filia:
Will not let you go!
Xelloss:
Let me go!
Filia:
Will not let you go!
Xelloss:
Let me go!
Filia:
No no no no no no no!
Xelloss:
Filia! Filia! Filia LET ME GO!
Filia I don't care what you say to me! To mEE! TO MEEEEEE!

Filia:
So you think you can insult me, and dis my race?
So you think you can vanish with out a trace!
Oh, Xelloss! Can't do this to me Xelloss!
Just gotta get my mace! Just gotta get my mace out my skirt!

Xelloss:
Nothing really matters,
Anyone can see,
Nothing really matters--nothing really matters to me.
Sore wa himitsu desu...

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