"Pretty Cool (for a Mazoku)," Slayers Song Parody by Mango

"Pretty Cool (for a Mazoku)" by Mango
(Song parody of "Pretty Fly (for a White Guy)" by Offspring)

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Tell it to us, Xelloss
Nu-uh! Nu-uh!
Tell it to us, Xelloss
Nu-uh! Nu-uh!
Tell it to us, Xelloss
Nu-uh! Nu-uh!
"All the girlies say I'm pretty cool!"
"For a Mazoku"

ichi
ni
san
shi
go
go
roku

You know it's kinda hard
Just to be evil today
Our subject isn't bad
But he fakes it anyway
He may be real annoying
And he may be a ditz
Ask him a question
"Sore wa himitsu desu"
So don't debate, a demon straight
Either way Gourry doesn't get it anyway
He's gonna disappear, it's so unreal
For them no way, for them no way
As long as you don't care, he'll stay in your hair
At least he's nothing like the demon that was in the Witch Blair!
The world needs Mazoku!
Hey hey, do that finger thing.

Tell it to us Xelloss
Nu-uh! Nu-uh!
Tell it to us Xelloss
Nu-uh! Nu-uh!
Tell it to us Xelloss
Nu-uh! Nu-uh!
"All the girlies say I'm pretty cool!"
"For a Mazoku"

He keeps his eyes closed
He has this second sight
His kind doesn't like dragons
With them they always fight
Now messin' with Lina, he sees a dragon's face
He opens up his mouth
And she hits him with her mace!
So don't debate, a demon straight
Either way Gourry doesn't get it anyway
He's gonna disappear, it's so unreal
For them no way, for them no way
As long as you don't care, he'll stay in your hair
At least he's nothing like the demon that was in the Witch Blair!
The world needs Mazoku.
Hey hey, do that finger thing.

Now he's getting Firia mad now
He's under her skin
He makes another comment and she hits him in his shin
They say he's real annoying
And he's a big geek
But in his own mind
He's a royal sheik!

Tell it to us Xelloss
Nu-uh! Nu-uh!
Tell it to us Xelloss
Nu-uh! Nu-uh!
Tell it to us Xelloss
Nu-uh! Nu-uh!

ichi
ni
san
shi
go
go
roku

So don't debate, a demon straight
Either way Gourry doesn't get it anyway
He's gonna disappear, it's so unreal
For them no way, for them no way
As long as you don't care, he'll stay in your hair
At least he's nothing like the demon that was in the Witch Blair!
The world needs Mazoku.
The world loves Mazoku.
Let's get some more Mazoku!
AND DO THAT FINGER THING!

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