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Slayers Library -> Humor -> "You're a Pest," Slayers Song Parody by Xanthix

"You're a Pest," Slayers Song Parody by Xanthix


"You're a Pest" by Xanthix
(Filia/Xelloss parody of "Be Our Guest" from Beauty and the Beast)
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"You're a Pest," Filia to Xelloss:

You're a pest, you're a pest,
You put my patience to the test!
And it seems you like annoying me -
It seems to be your quest!
First you're here, then you're there,
Yet, you're always in my hair!
You unnerve me, it's preposterous
How one monster's so obnoxious!
You cause pain, you cause woe,
Do you want my tail to show?
You're the biggest jerk I know from east to west!
   Oh no, don't smile at me now -
   It amazes me how -
You're a pest, you're a pest, you're a pest!

Dragon lord, please save me,
From his constant mockery!
I can't stand the way you look at me
Whene'er I drink my tea!
How you say, with that smile,
"That's a secret," oh what guile!
And the way you wag that finger,
Makes me wish you wouldn't linger!
One last time, I must say,
If you do not go away,
Yes your face will meet my mace, that you can bet!
   Xelloss you so-and-so,
   There's something you should know:
   That you're a pest!
   Let me guess, no you won't give it a rest?
You're a pest, you're a pest, you're a pest!


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