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"Mr. Priest Man," Trigun Song Parody by Mango


"Mr. Priest Man" by Mango
(Song parody of "Pianoman" by Billy Joel)
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Wolfwood:
It’s twelve noon on a Thursday
Clouds make the sun go dim.
There’s a blond man standing next to me,
While I puff on my Marlboro slim.

He says, “Nick can you please come with me?”
Chaos follows him wherever he goes
He’s so sad and so sweet and I know he’s been beat;
He won’t take the lives of his foes

Oh Love and peace bla bla bla
Love & peace bla bla bla
Bla blaaaaaah

Vash:
Please hear my words Mr. Priest man!
I can understand your blight
Killing is not the answer
There are other ways to win the fight!

Wolfwood:
I killed Rai-Dei but not E.G. Mine
But I did kill Zazie
Hoppered was a joke. Gray was a large bloke
And also Leonof was killed by me

Vash says "Nick how easy can killing be?"
As his glasses appear on his eyes
But he’s sure that I’m no man of the cloth
How did he get so damn wise?

Oh Love and peace bla bla bla
Love & peace bla bla bla
BLA BLA!

Now Milly and Meryl are insurance girls
They’ll follow that man for life
What’s up with that damn cat that happens to be everywhere?
I wanna stab it with a knife

Legato is a psychic psychopath
He eats pie, cake, and ice cream cones
Knives gave him Vash’s left arm
The flesh, joints, and even the bones

Vash:
Please hear my words Mr. Priest man!
Killing just isn’t right
This lesson I’ve learned this over a century
I want to help you to see the light!

Wolfwood:
I carry my cross and confessional
Knives’ orders I must now cease
Even though it was me sent to kill he
Who stands for love and peace

Now Chapel taunts me with the apple
Legato makes him shoot me
And as Milly waits home for me to return
To God I send my last decree

Oh Love and peace la di da
Love and peace la di da
Da dum

I spent my life as Mr. Priest man!
Vash taught that killing’s wrong
Cause Rem taught him that one lesson
The fo-ol was right all along.


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