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"What A Girl Wants (Is Lunch)" by Mango
(Lina parody of "What A Girl Wants" by Christina Aguilera)
What a girl wants, what a girl eats
Whatever makes my mouth water is what I'll eat.
What a girl wants, what a girl eats,
Whatever takes my takes my hunger
And I thank the waiter for bringing it to me.

I want to thank him for givin' me sustenance
Like a rock I waited so patiently, though all of the battles
While I worked up an appetite.
I only fought by I never ate,
Cause in my mind was a picture of lunch
Roasted hens, honey hams
And it's lucky for me Gourry has cash.

What a girl wants, what a girl eats,
Whatever takes my hunger is what I need
And I thank Gourry for payin' for me
What a girl wants, what a girl eats,
Whatever they bring for me
And I thank Gourry for payin' for me

A smarter man may have not paid, but he is not
But rich enough to pay the server man, while I just devour
While I gorge on potatoes,
They say, "Never eat after a big fight.
If you throw up the food--the fault is yours."
I ate too much, that's for sure, but here I go for a little more

What a girl wants, what a girl eats,
Whatever makes me full is all I see
And I thank Gourry for payin' for me
What a girl wants, what a girl eats,
Whatever keeps me full is what I need
And I thank the waiter for bringin' it to me.

More gravy! I'm starving!
MORE MORE MORE MORE!

A girl needs something warm and hot
Something there when a fight is through;
Every night, I need some food
Never just one meal...one meal...one.
Sometimes something cool like a chocolate moose
Something, baby with you!
Something for me but not for you
Can keep me happy and from blowing up the city
And I thank the waiter for knowing exactly...

What a girl wants, what a girl eats
Whatever fills her tummy is what I need
And I thank the waiter for bringin' it to me
What a girl wants, what a girl eats,
Whatever keeps me nonhungry.
And I thank the waiter for bringin' it to me!


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