Hi. Lina told me to do Breakfast at Tiffany's. And I said what about Breakfast at Tiffany's? She said I think I remember the film and as I recall I think we both kinda liked it. And I said, didn't I fall asleep during it? Then she hit me and threw me out of the house.
So off I went to Tiffany's to get something to eat. Sadly it was all for naught. Not only did they not have the book, they weren't serving breakfast either. It made me mad. So I went to the complaint compartment and I told them I wanted breakfast… And after that they threw me out. So I went to Cinnabun for breakfast and I read a flyer as to why I should work at Cinnabun. Bottom line: now I'm assistant manager at the Cinnabun at the mall, and I like Audrey Hepburn.
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