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So we have two young ladies who are evenly matched in many categories. But, as you may have noticed, both are goody-goodies. These are people who wouldn't hurt a soul (unless he looked up their skirts of course!). How are we going to start a fight here? Well, here at Slayers Fight! we have a way of dealing with these situations.
Secretly, we've switched Filia's decaf tea with an extra-caffeine brand. We also put pepper in Millie's pudding. Then we told Filia that Millie did it and told Millie that Filia did it. We may have also mentioned something about Xelloss or Wolfwood...
OH MY the hidden weapons are out now! As we run for cover, we can see Filia smashing her 500-pound mace all the way through the table Millie was sitting at, and in response, Millie whipping out her 3-foot-long stungun and firing it. The huge immobilizing crosses that it fires catch Filia by surprise and launch her across the way. That's GOTTA hurt.
Well, Filia has transformed into her Golden Dragon form and is pulling out all the stops. Millie is doing a good job of holding her own though, knocking the dragon back with her stungun. This could get ugly! What will run out first - Filia's temper or Millie's ammo??
Wait, what's this? Someone's riding a weird horse-like animal into the arena! It's... Merly Stryfe, Millie's partner! She seems to be trying to break up the fight. Millie stands down with a "Sempai!" ["Boss!"] Now she's lecturing Filia about Class-G Property damage done to some Ancient Dragon Temple... Hmmm... Come to think of it, we tend to see a lot of Class-G Property damage around here... maybe we should exit quietly stage right...
The Winner: Bernadelli Insurance!!
Up Next: Meryl Stryfe vs. Slayers Fight!
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