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"Bandit Killer," Slayers Song Parody by Akane


"Bandit Killer" by Akane
(Lina parody of "Thriller" by Michael Jackson)
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"Bandit Killer"

It's close to midnight and something hungry's lurking in the dark
Under the moonlight you see a sight that almost stops your heart
You try to scream but a fireball explodes before you make it
You start to freeze as a freeze arrow hits you right between the eyes,
You're paralyzed

[chorus]
'Cause it's the Bandit Killer, Killer night
And no one's gonna save you from Lina Inverse's strike
It's the Bandit Killer, Killer night
You're fighting for your life from the Bandit Killer
Tonight

You hear the door slam and realize she's hungry for more
You feel the small hand and wonder if again she'll eat and run
You close your eyes and hope that this is just imagination
But all the while you hear her stomach growlin'; see her eyes;
You're out of time

[chorus]
'Cause it's the Bandit Killer, Killer night
There ain't no second chance against her with that hunger in her eyes
It's the Bandit Killer, Killer night
You're fighting for your life from the Bandit Killer
Tonight

[bridge]
Her nature calls
And she hunts bandits to end their long tirade
They can't escape her want of gold and food this time
(oh now it's time)
This is the end of your life

She's out to get you, spellcasting closing in on every side
She can possess you unless you give her money--run and hide
Now is the time for you to give your treasure and just run
All thru the night it'll save you from the terror of the killer,
Bandit Killer Lina!

[chorus]
'Cause it's the Bandit Killer, Killer night
'Cause she can thrill you more than any mazoku dare to try
This girl's the Bandit Killer, Killer night
So let's go run and hide and spare a killer, diller, chiller
Thriller here tonight

[monologue]
Darkness beyond the twilight
And crimson blood that flows
Buried beyond the stream of time
Is where her power grows

In her way stand the hounds of hell
Or a rotting corpse's empty shell
But when her stomach's empty as a tomb
You're closing in to seal your doom

And though you fight to keep your loot
And try to escape with your life to boot
Miss Lina Inverse can't resist
To have your gold flowing from her fist

Your treasure goes to feed her soul
To make her hunger dissapate whole
A fireball you'll get from her
For she's the Bandit Killer


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