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Emcee: They're mad and they're not going to take it anymore! The Slayers are on strike for a fourth season! Everyone marches onstage, looking cross and carrying picket signs. The signs say: Lina's Sign: "Fourth Season or Dragon Slave: You Decide" Gourry's Sign: "SOS: Swordsmen On Strike" (with letters backwards and words spelled wrong) Zelgadiss's Sign: "Need Fourth Season to Find Cure!" Ameria's Sign: "Fangirls For Chimeras!" Vrumugan's Sign: "Vrumugan and Zangulus Spinoff Series" Xelloss follows and stays off to the side. (There was a lot of laughter in the audience when they saw our signs.) Lina, Gourry, Zel, Ameria, and Vrumugun repeat "Slayers on Strike!" six times, flattened out into a line. Lina: Slayers on Strike! We want a fourth season! (cheers from audience) Ameria: Justice demands a fourth season of Slayers! (cheers from audience) Zelgadiss: Chimeras demand equal rights! (cheers from audience) Vrumugan: More screen time for minor characters! (laughter and cheers from audience) Gourry: Hey Lina, when this is done, can we go get a sandwich? (pause, then people started cheering 'sandwich!' ^^;;;) Lina: No, Gourry! I told you, we're NOT LEAVING until we get a fourth season of Slayers! pause pause Everyone looks around anxiously. pause pause Everyone starts to look really sick of waiting. pause pause Xelloss: (coming to center stage, with mike) Not going anywhere for awhile? (some laughs) Grab a Pocky. (laughs, and then explosive cheering--they really raised the roof. And then they started the Pocky chant and I held up the box) Xelloss: Crispy cookie covered in rich, milk chocolate--that oughta hold ya. (still cheering) Gourry: (everyone looks tired) We shoulda brought chairs... Everyone: (smacks forehead or throws up arms, saying things like "Yeah" or "chairs--duh!" and walks off in frustration) Pictures of the trophy!

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